Sitting on the Porch

Archive for March, 2011

Hit a snag today in my quest to save the world by being nice.

My trip to east Memphis and back (about 40 minutes each way) today revealed that:

• Those who drive faster than me on the interstate are called “maniacs.”
• Those who drive slower than me on the interstate are called “morons.”
• Those who don’t pay attention negotiating a parking lot are called “idiots.”
• When I don’t pay attention negotiating a parking lot it’s called an “honest mistake.”

Not one of my banner days for being nice. Some days are like that.