Sitting on the Porch

If I joined a fantasy football league, it would mean that all three of these statements are true:

1. I know something about football.
2. I care about football.
3. I want to play make believe.

But here are three things I really do know for sure:

1. They play football when it’s cold.
2. There’s a halftime show.
3. Bourbon tastes better when it’s cold outside

Rah Rah.