If I joined a fantasy football league . . .

If I joined a fantasy football league, it would mean that all three of these statements are true:

  1. I know something about football.
  2. I care about football.
  3. I want to play make believe.

But here are three things I really do know for sure:

  1. They play football when it’s cold.
  2. There’s a halftime show.
  3. Bourbon tastes better when it’s cold outside

Rah Rah.

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